Terrible/Insane/Fantastic Announcement

The Entire Lulu and the Witch Saga is becoming an online edition, which is going to get more fun because it will get more rhizomic which means it will eat the power of the entire internet and take over all of reality, which is what the book is about, obviously. How else would one justify such an absurd story? Yay. It's definitely going to up the fun quotient of existence exponentially. Read it if you dare. We will soon be posting a more thorough examination of this work with an emphasis on revealing its function as a mega-sigil and the miraculous events that emerged from this working. 

The book came into existence in 2004 immediately upon Zelda del West's arrival in Texas. Since that time it has spawned so many strange events, like the subsequent and highly unexpected relocation to Walla Walla, that it's status as a super-sigil of great import was undeniably established. We continue to grow the rhizome which it spawned and of which The Phoenix Church is an expansion.